whatshouldwecallme:

Expectation:

Reality:

blackbanshee:

horniess:

New Photos from my Witch Cosplay Aniba (Spirited Away)

Photos & Edit by FrauDoku

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!! YUBABA!! 80c

(via moonlitwhales)

luphphy:

caraknightley:

i hate when people touch me and then when i tell them not to touch me they get rude

or even worse when they think you’re joking and keep touching you for fun

(via queen-of-the-sluts)

alittlebitoflace:

caoabunga:

mightymur:

The final, brilliant word on passive voice.

“She was killed [by zombies.]” <—- passive

“Zombies killed [by zombies] her.” <—- active

Could have really fucking used this in high school… 

Christ… they should have taught me this in the first grade when we actually have grammar lessons

(via frrrozenhotchocolate)

paigewich:

Right.

(Source: notkatniss, via evelynravenna)

papashangoislate:

Yo, some days you just have to grab everyone around you and break them.

(via -wordscantbringmedown---)

theuppitynegras:

angelicpity:

discoverynews:

teamepiphany:

Virtual supermarkets are popping up in subway stations in South Korea, where commuters can virtually shop for items while waiting for the train to come. Customers simply scan an item’s QR code using the free “Homeplus” app and can have it delivered to their doorstep before they even get home. Ranked as the 2nd most hard-working country in the world to Japan, South Korea is rewarding its workers with this timesaving gem.

Wow! I kinda love this idea.

THE FUTURE IS NOW

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD THAT’S CONVENIENT 

(via the-goddamn-batgirl)

sweeneytad:

*dentist slaughters family in front of you*

they’re bleeding because you don’t floss

(via volatilevexation)

(Source: pornblography, via volatilevexation)

fishingboatproceeds:

TRIGGER WARNING: Rape, misogyny, general horribleness

I am asked all the time why I think Professional Internet Types tend to be male more often than female. Is it because women aren’t as aggressive about building an audience and so struggle amid the media saturation? Is it because women aren’t as funny, or aren’t as talented, or blah blah blah?

Maybe we need to consider that one of the central reasons women artists/vloggers/musicians/etc. are less likely to rise to prominence online is that whenever women build an audience online, men threaten those women with rape and murder. And unlike traditional celebrities, most of these women do not have the resources to hire the kind of lawyers and bodyguards that one needs to stay safe. 

Like all misogyny, and I want to emphasize this, this is bad not just for women but also for all human beings. We are better off as a species if everyone has a chance to be heard, and we are worse off if talented people like Kitty Pryde don’t have the basic safety and security that one needs in order to effectively make and share stuff.

But it’s not just these kinds of horrifying threats (which as pointed out above is “the most normal thing”).

I also want to say something to all those guys who are like I was as a teenager, the people who aren’t sick people trying to get someone’s attention by harming or threatening them but who do have weird relationships with the women who make stuff they like.* You think that if this person knew you, you could be friends…maybe more than friends. And so you want to get her attention, so you can get to know each other, because then you’ll definitely become friends or maybe—

Stop.

When you start falling down that rabbit hole, stop. I know it’s hard. But stop.

What we love—even if these people make highly personal and confessional vlogs or whatever—is the stuff they make, not the people themselves. And what we really want is for more of that stuff to exist in the world. So the only proper way to be a fan is to let them be, so that they can bring more good and useful stuff into the world for us to enjoy.

* EDIT: Many people are yelling at me for saying the person in the above ask is not a sick person harming or threatening people. That is not what I am saying here. I am speaking to the people out there who are NOT like this person, but whose excessive and sometimes romanticized attention can shut down discourse. I thought that was pretty obvious from the grammar, but I just want to underscore it.

trenchgun:

“Uwaaah! I’m gonna be late!”

I’m Obama Barakku, 47 years old! Starting today, I’m gonna be a president!

(via strawhat-khaleesi)

volatilevexation:

tpreblogs:

nayasswagg:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

v171:

maddmoll:

The guy who invented GIFs has declared that it’s pronounced JIF

I TOLD YOU MOTHERFUCKERS. I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG.

HERE’S THE SOURCE RIGHT HERE

Except that doesn’t make it right. Do you know what makes it right? The damn english language. If a person names their kid Timothy but insists it’s pronounced Eleanor, that doesn’t make them right just because they created it. It makes them an idiot that does not know how to use language properly. 

k except i’m pretty sure the general rule is that the g is soft if it is followed by and e, i , or y. like germs, gymnastics, oh and GIF.

Yayyyyy

JIF JIF JIF JIF JIF JIF JIF JIF JIF

Except english doesn’t follow general rules all of the time does it? like gift, gynecologist, oh and GIF!

I will pronounce it with the hard g and not like the peanut butter until I the DAY I DIE.

yourfriendg00:

cute nicknames for your significant other:

• old sport
• old sport
• old sport
• old sport
• old sport
• old sport
• old sport

(via unsuccessfulmetalbenders)

the-villain-is-the-catalyst:

20julz13:

IT JUST WANTS TO WEAR THE HAT

“NO SON OF MINE IS GONNA WEAR PEOPLE HATS”

(via -wordscantbringmedown---)